RP: Karkat and Nepeta

CG: HOW
CG: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
AC: :33 < what the puns?
AC: :33 < i dont know... ive just b33n good at them fur a while now.
AC: :33 < i am actually really pawful at fish puns!
CG: ...GIVE ME A FUR REAL ANSWER
AC: :33 < i'm sorry, i dont know! i swear, i just s33 the opawtunities, and i take them!
CG: WELKRAJSDLKJ
AC: :33 < it gets easier, beclaws there are some words that you can always put puns in and you learn to recognize them, like i always say things are pawesome and pawful, not amazing and terrible.
AC: :33 < and fur is pretty common, too, fur obvious reasons! ;))
CG: SO LIKE, WHAT ABOUT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUR
CG: DOES THAT WORK
CG: HOW'S MY ENGRISH
AC: :33 < yes, yes it does. you so silly XDD
AC: :33 < i like that one though :))
CG: IN OTHER NEWS, I'VE DECIDED THAT I ENJOY TYPING IN ALL CAPS
AC: :33 < hi karkat :33
AC: :33 < i'm glad something makes you happy fur once ;))
CG: PSHH, NO
CG: HAPPY
CG: BE QUIET. THIS IS NOT HAPPINESS YOU SEE.
AC: :33 < okay, im glad that something annoys you less than the rest of us do, then!
CG: FINE>
CG: FINE!!!!
CG: BE THAT WAY
AC: :33 < you put a hat on your sentance, karkitty
AC: <|:33 < i have a hat now too, s33?
CG: YOU PUT AN A IN YOUR SENTENCE, STUPID
CG: GET IT
CG: 'CAUSE YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE IN THE WORD SENTENCE.
AC: :33 < furry clefur, karcat
AC: :33 < well, i'll take it ofur a keyboard smash...
AC: :33 < *nudge nudge*
CG: GAHH
CG: STOP NUDGING
AC: :33 < say purrlease!
CG: >8|
AC: :33 < in that case, i don't think i will, karkitty :PP
CG: DON'T YOU DARE
AC: :33 < don't get your tail in a twist. it's all in fun :))
CG: FUCK THIS
CG: THIS ISN'T FUN
AC: :33 < purrhaps you n33d more exclamation points?
AC: :33 < you s33m to have more fun when you yell at people.
CG: I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU
AC: :33 < nobody said you did, silly :PP
AC: :33 < sh33sh, a little furendly suggestion!
AC: :33 < hey, look, a beetle.
CG: YOU AND YOUR GOGDAMN BEETLE
CG: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS
AC: :33 < move your foot, purrlease, or i will jump on it.
CG: ASDKJF DON'T YOU DARE
AC: :33 < you better move it, beclaws that bug has rainbow wings!
CG: I DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR IT'S FUCKING WINGS ARE
CG: ITS*
CG: DAMN APOSTROPHE
AC: :33 < apawstraphe?
CG: YOU AND YOUR PUNS
AC: :33 < you're welcome ;))
CG: I NEVER EVEN THANKED YOU
AC: :33 < oh, don't mention it. XDD
CG: TCH-- YOU BE QUIET
AC: :33 < *suddenly pounces on the weird bug!*
AC: :33 < i got it!
AC: :33 < look *holds bug up for cg's inspection*
CG: EYAHH WHY WOULD I WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR STUPID BUG
AC: :33 < it's fun to catch, it's purretty to look at, and i bet it tastes good.
AC: :33 < want it? :DD
CG: YOU WANT ME TO EAT IT??
CG: IT'S PROBABLY POISONOUS
CG: YOU EAT IT
AC: :33 < are you sure you don't want one little wing?
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THAT WING
CG: YOU CAN TAKE THAT WING AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FURRY ASS
AC: :33 < you have no sense of adventure whatsoefur!
CG: MY ADVENTURE DOESN'T INVOLVE EATING BUGS
CG: ESPECIALLY ONES DUMB CAT GIRLS SHOVE IN MY FACE
AC: :33 < i'll just share it with pounce. now there's a gentlecat.
AC: :33 < there was no shoving involved *said with dignity*
CG: LIAR
CG: LIAR
CG: YOU ALMOST STUFFED IT UP MY NOSE
AC: :33 < i did not!
AC: :33 < *gives bug to pounce de leon, who eats it gratefurry, like a nice kitty*
CG: WHO WOULD BE GRATEFUL TO EAT A BUG, SERIOUSLY
AC: :33 < someone more adventurous and polite than you, obviously.
CG: FUCK DA POLITE
AC: :33 < my lusus is more adventurous and polite than my furend.
CG: ((couldn't resist the pun lol))
AC: :33 < h33 h33 h33!

((a side confursation occurs))

AC: :33 < now what have you to say to that, mr karkitten?
CG: WAIT, WHAT. SAY TO WHAT
CG: AND IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU HAVE TO SAY KITTEN
CG: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ADD THE MR??
AC: :33 < beclaws nicknaming you things is fun! why else would i do it? ;))
CG: IT'S NOT FUN AT ALL
CG: THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T THINK I'M ADVENTUROUS
AC: :33 < you k33p saying that, and yet you are still here! you didn't come fur the bugs, so it must have b33n the cat puns.
CG: I HAVE MY OWN ADVENTURES. YOUR IDEA OF FUN IS WEIRD
AC: :33 < i would invite you to rp with me, but you nefur s33m to like that, fur some reason
AC: :33 < if you lived closer to me we could actually go hunting and you could purractice with those sickles of yours. :))
CG: I DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE WITH YOU
AC: :33 < but i would love to s33 you in action! all i get is descriptions furom you. i've nefur s33n a purrson use a sickle befur.
CG: GO WATCH A VIDEO ON TROLLTUBE
AC: :33 < and besides, that would be fun fur you, you know it!
CG: FINE
AC: :33 < so you'll come? pawesome!
CG: NO--WHAT?! I NEVER SAID THAT!
AC: :33 < you just said fine. :))
CG: NO, GOGDAMNIT. DON'T LISTEN TO MY PAST SELF.
AC: :33 < *leaps onto karkitty's back!*
AC: :33 < i'm not letting go until you say yessssssssss
CG: *ensue violent raging and possible foaming at the mouth*
CG: GRAAHGAHH GET THE FUCK OFF!!!!
AC: :33 < nefur!!!!!!!! XDD
AC: :33 < *manages to make karkitty sit down and still won't let go*
CG: NOOOOO
AC: :33 < say you'll come visit me and go hunting with me
AC: :33 < say it!
CG: *continues flailing*
CG: GOG FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT GRAHH
AC: :33 < *pins his arms down* now don't try and get anything out of your sylladex either, beclaws that's cheating
CG: YOU'RE CHEATING
AC: :33 < of course i'm not! i started it, so i made up the rules, and i'm not cheating!
AC: P
CG: CHEATER, YOU CAN'T MAKE UP THE RULES YOURSELF
CG: NOT FAIR
AC: :33 < the rules are paws only, no weapons
AC: :33 < and the point is to make karkitty lie down and be nice and agr33 to hang out with me!
CG: YOUR WEIGHT IS A WEAPON.
AC: :33 < you have legs and arms too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AC: :33 < you are so silly! XDD
CG: B-BE QUIET!
CG: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO USE SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS??
AC: :33 < now come on *manages to pin karcat's other arm* you lose, now be nice and say yes.
AC: :33 < and i like exclamation points beclaws they're fun.
AC: :33 < you just used one too!
CG: *incomprehensible hissing and sputtering*
CG: BUT I DIDN'T USE FIFTY BILLION!
AC: :33 < i would pet your silly head now to make you calmer, but then i would have to let go of you, and that would be bad...
CG: NO! DO IT!
CG: I NEED TO BE PETTED RIGHT NOW
AC: :33 < that was only 23. i counted.
AC: :33 < and i don't believe a word you say :PP
CG: I HAVE AN ITCH BEHIND MY HORN
CG: GAHH
CG: GAHHHHHH
CG: IT'S TORTURE
AC: :33 < say yes faster, and then i will scratch it fur you
AC: :33 < but not befur!
AC: :33 < h33 h33 h33 :))
CG: GRRRR- DAMN YOU!
CG: I CAN'T... I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING EXCEPT THE ITCH
CG: THE THOUGHT TAKES UP MY WHOLE MIND
CG: YOU HAVE TO SCRATCH IT OR ELSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO SAY YES.
AC: :33 < *calmly* i bet it does
AC: :33 < you just said yes, but not on its own.
AC: :33 < it's a thr33 letter long word. this is not veterinary science!
CG: I WILL NEVER GIVE IN!
AC: :33 < i bet you will!
AC: :33 < i wonder if you are ticklish...
CG: NNNNO WHAT
CG: YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF ME FOR THAT
AC: :33 < i know all the spots where pounce likes to be scratched, and i bet it works the same on trolls
CG: NO, IT WOULDN'T. WE'RE NOT THE SAME.
AC: :33 < okay *pushes karkat ofur and sits on top of him* and now you are stuck.
CG: ASDLKFJSLKAJDFASK
AC: :33 < and yes you are the same. pounce is a cat and you are a karkitty.
CG: NO
AC: :33 < you're purractically furom the same litter!
CG: DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT. WHAT THE HELL
AC: :33 < i thought your horn was itchy, karcat? beclaws you s33m to have furgotten about it awfully fast, now :33
CG: WHY DON'T YOU SCRATCH IT AND FIND OUT.
AC: :33 < we've b33n ofur this! there are conditions! XDD
CG: FUCK YOUR CONDITIONS.
CG: MY HORN NEEDS SCRATCHING /NOW/
CG: DO IT, WOMAN! (...CAT-GIRL-THING...)
AC: :33 < at the furry least, you have to say purrlease. my lusus taught me to always say purrlease, and i bet yours did too. so there. XDD
CG: AUGGGH I WILL NOT FUCKING SAY PLEASE!
AC: :33 < i think purrhaps i should start singing, bepaws it's not like we're going anywhere any time soon!
CG: WHAT WHAT WHY WOULD YOU START SINGING??
AC: :33 < i had a little kitty all soft and grey~
AC: :33 < and she was my kitty and i loved her yay~
AC: :33 < oh kitty kitty kitty i love you so~
CG: ARGH I HATE KITTIES!
AC: :33 < oh kitty kitty kitty i love you most!~
CG: KITTIES CAN DIE!
AC: :33 < meow
AC: ((i gotta go now >.>))
CG: ((Okay seriously I have to read xD))
CG: ((I'll talk to you tomorrow!))
AC: ((bye :))