Pesterlog: KatNep Catnap

AC: :33 < *ac swishes her tail regally and stretches gracefurry*
AC: :33 < *she licks her paw unconcernedly, then swipes it ofur her ear*
CG: WOW, I WAS JUST MINDFUCKED BY HOW REGAL THAT TAIL SWISH WAS.
CG: PLUS TEN POINTS FOR HER ROYAL FUZZFACE.
AC: :33 < *ac licks her paw again, and purrs her grratitude fur the compliment*
AC: :33 < she lies down in the beautiful sunny patch and rolls around contentedly*
AC: :33 < *she purrsents her soft fluffy belly to her furend and wonders if he would purrhaps like to scratch it to further show his admeowration fur her regal catliness*
CG: WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE ORDER OF POACHED RAT WITH YOUR HEAPING PLATE OF SPOILED LAZINESS, YOUR HIGHNESS?
AC: :33 < awh, karkitty, you know i wasn't being serious :((
CG: WELL MAYBE I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS
AC: :33 < you werent?
AC: :33 < *ac looks up furom her sunny patch to give karkat a piercing but questioning glance with her big gr33n cat eyes*
AC: :33 < well in that case, the belly-scratch request still stands, h33 h33 :DD
CG: I SAID MAYBE.
CG: *cg returns the sharp glace with a scowl - not that he wasn't already scowling - and sits beside her*
AC: :33 < *ac resumes her purring with happiness to s33 her furend and nudges his hand with her nose gently*
CG: *cg consents after much reluctant deliberation and pats her stomach*
CG: I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE KIND OF THING YOU HAD A MOIRAIL FOR.
AC: :33 < *kn33ds the ground with her claws in delight and squ33zes her eyes shut in a catly expurression of contentment*
AC: :33 < all furends are good fur petting kitties!! :DD
CG: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL THIS.
CG: SEEMS KIND OF DIRTY WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
AC: :33 < *gives karcat a wise and knowing look with her wise and furry face*
AC: :33 < my tummy is itchy and you have hands.
AC: :33 < you are defurnitely ofurthinking XDD
CG: YOU HAVE HANDS TOO - PAWS, WHATEVER!
AC: :33 < *ac gives cg a pitiful look*
AC: :33 < this patch of sunlight is too nice to exert too much energy in, and my legs don't bend backwards
AC: :33 < *she meows*
CG: SPOILED LAZINESS, I'M TELLING YOU.
CG: *continues to scratch anyway*
AC: :33 < *purrs and smiles a happy cat smile* :DD
CG: WHAT IF I WANTED TO FALL ASLEEP IN THE SUNLIGHT? WHAT ABOUT YOUR ITCHY STOMACH THEN?
AC: :33 < you can fall asl33p in the sunlight if you like :))
AC: :33 < just dont use me as a pillow ;))
CG: I COULD SAY THE SAME TO YOU.
AC: :33 < i wouldnt dream of doing such a thing, h33 h33
AC: :33 < ill just curl up here and purr soothingly and we can both nap in the sunlight :DD
CG: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAND IT
CG: MY WARDROBE ISN'T SUITED AT ALL FOR ANY KIND OF LAZING IN THE SUN
CG: PLUS YOU WEAR A COAT.
AC: :33 < a fur coat, yes! XDD
CG: HOW ARE YOU NOT SWEATING LIKE EQUIUS ALREADY
AC: :33 < i'm a cat
AC: :33 < fine, nap no sunlight then, karkitty XDD
CG: HEY, IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE, YOUR ROYAL FELINENESS.
CG: WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE THIS NAP INDOORS OR LEAVE IT OUT HERE?
AC: :33 < h33 h33 h33
AC: :33 < i like the idea of taking or leaving a nap places like an extra pet XDD
AC: :33 < whatefur you want is fine by me :33
CG: WELL YOUR CASTLE SMELLS A LITTLE BIT LIKE A LITTERBOX.
AC: :33 < my cave does not smell like a litterbox!!
AC: :33 < it smells nice and clean, thank you. i would know. *wrinkles her nose again just to remind him of her feline purrceptions*
CG: TO A CAT IT SMELLS NORMAL
CG: TO EVERYONE ELSE IT SMELLS LIKE CAT.
AC: :33 < does that mean you want to go to /your/ hive then? ;))
CG: ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE "TAKE THIS BACK TO MY PLACE," BECAUSE IF THAT'S THE CASE, WE'RE STAYING HERE.
AC: :33 < i thought we were taking naps to places??
AC: :33 < or leaving naps in places, even though naps are not nice toys you can just leave lying around like scratching posts or balls of yarn
CG: TELL IT TO SIT AND STAY AND YOU'RE ALL GOOD.
AC: :33 < and you were the one who suggested the nap-taking in the furst place, h33 h33
CG: UNLESS YOU'RE A SHIT NAP TRAINER AND IT'S DISOBEDIENT.
AC: :33 < ive nefur tried to train a nap befur!!
CG: OH, A NOVICE, I SEE?
AC: :33 < i usually just let naps come and then i take them... *yawns widely at the thought of a nice nap*
CG: WELL NAP TRAINING JUST HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THOSE DEPARTMENTS I'M KING OF.
AC: :33 < that's good, beclaws i f33l a nap attack coming on XDD
CG: WE CAN EITHER FEND THEM OFF LIKE VALIANT WARRIORS OR SUCCUMB TO THEIR SIREN CALLS
CG: EITHER ONE IS FINE BY ME.
AC: :33 < i don't know about you, but i'm... *yawn* succumbing...
AC: :33 < *purr slows to a lazy drawl, she shifts into a more comfortable position*
AC: :33 < *ac closes her eyes and lets her head drop onto karcat's lap*
CG: WHAT DID WE DISCUSS ABOUT THE PILLOW THING--ARGH!
AC: :33 < *being used to karcat's random outbursts, is able to nap right through his exclamation*
AC: :33 < purr
CG: *cg tries to lie down comfortably with this royal catass lying across his legs*
AC: :33 < *obligingly shifts a little fur a moment so he can curl up purropurrly*
CG: *lets his well-trained nap take him over and close his eyelids*
AC: :33 < purr
AC: :33 < *snuggles up to cg now that he's comfortable, sighs a little cat sigh, and smiles in her sl33p*
CG: *doesn't know what kind of noises crabs make so he just sleeps on*
AC: :33 < purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr