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One month later.
--turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]--
TG: hey bro
TT: Hey, man. How’s the island?
TT: Have you made any babies yet?
TG: haha lolnope
TT: Why ever the hell not?
TG: you expressly told me not to impregnate including anyone including jade and her dog dont give me that crap
TT: Yeah, but you’re a man, aren’t you?
TG: you never had a goddamn baby in your entire life so shut the fuck up
TT: That’s because I am not a man, I am secretly an otherkin.
TG: you can stop right there
TT: I am truly in my soul a beluga whale.
TT: Do you want to know how big my dick is?
TG: you know what
TG: NO
TT: You’re missing out, man.
TG: no im really not
TT: I meant the sex thing.
TT: I know what happens when you leave two kids alone on an island for more than five seconds.
TG: dude me and jades typical date is me writing a rap or a song for her and then we watch some shitty anime together and if im lucky we make out
TG: does that make you feel better about yourself
TT: Yes.
TG: youre welcome
TT: That was ironic.
TG: i know
TG: by the way imma go flying again tomorrow
TG: just for a couple of minutes
TG: this bullet to the chest business is really shitty
TT: Sorry, man.
TG: yeah yeah yeah its fine
TG: jade is really supportive and shit
TG: when i can use a katana again fo reals you and me are gonna have the most epic show down on the roof ever
TG: and i do mean epic
TT: Maybe I’ll even let you get close enough to draw blood.
TG: bring it on
TT: Don’t I always?
TG: oh hell yes
TT: As I recall, you were never this excited about duelling when you actually lived here.
TG: i can cut bullets in half and stop time now
TG: also jade is the one who gets to patch me up
TT: You lucky little S.O.B.
TT: Don’t injure yourself too often, she might get suspicious.
TG: the ironic part is that its never on purpose haha
TG: cover intact
TT: Sure, it’s not.
TG: i sure as hell didnt plan to get shot
TG: speaking of that hows the apartment doing
TT: It’s not bad.
TT: It smells like Broritos again instead of blood, so that’s pretty chill.
TT: I also had to pay the police egregious sums of money to not search my apartment when they cleared up the corpses on the roof.
TG: do you want me to pay you back or something
TT: Nah, man, you’re just as broke as me, and besides, it wasn’t your fucking fault.
TT: Doc Lalonde isn’t even making me pay the hospital bill. She said the state can pick up the tab, and I, for one, agree.
TG: she seems pretty chill
TT: Yep.
TT: Anyway, that’s all the news.
TG: sweet
TG: imma go now jade wants to go outside
TT: Making out in a bush really isn’t necessary, considering no-one is watching you, but if that’s how you roll, that’s cool, I guess.
TG: oh my god bro
TG: im not even gonna waste my breath
TT: Smart choice.
TT: Good-bye.
TG: bye bro
--[TG] ceased pestering [TT]--
--turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]--
TG: hey bro
TT: Hey, man. How’s the island?
TT: Have you made any babies yet?
TG: haha lolnope
TT: Why ever the hell not?
TG: you expressly told me not to impregnate including anyone including jade and her dog dont give me that crap
TT: Yeah, but you’re a man, aren’t you?
TG: you never had a goddamn baby in your entire life so shut the fuck up
TT: That’s because I am not a man, I am secretly an otherkin.
TG: you can stop right there
TT: I am truly in my soul a beluga whale.
TT: Do you want to know how big my dick is?
TG: you know what
TG: NO
TT: You’re missing out, man.
TG: no im really not
TT: I meant the sex thing.
TT: I know what happens when you leave two kids alone on an island for more than five seconds.
TG: dude me and jades typical date is me writing a rap or a song for her and then we watch some shitty anime together and if im lucky we make out
TG: does that make you feel better about yourself
TT: Yes.
TG: youre welcome
TT: That was ironic.
TG: i know
TG: by the way imma go flying again tomorrow
TG: just for a couple of minutes
TG: this bullet to the chest business is really shitty
TT: Sorry, man.
TG: yeah yeah yeah its fine
TG: jade is really supportive and shit
TG: when i can use a katana again fo reals you and me are gonna have the most epic show down on the roof ever
TG: and i do mean epic
TT: Maybe I’ll even let you get close enough to draw blood.
TG: bring it on
TT: Don’t I always?
TG: oh hell yes
TT: As I recall, you were never this excited about duelling when you actually lived here.
TG: i can cut bullets in half and stop time now
TG: also jade is the one who gets to patch me up
TT: You lucky little S.O.B.
TT: Don’t injure yourself too often, she might get suspicious.
TG: the ironic part is that its never on purpose haha
TG: cover intact
TT: Sure, it’s not.
TG: i sure as hell didnt plan to get shot
TG: speaking of that hows the apartment doing
TT: It’s not bad.
TT: It smells like Broritos again instead of blood, so that’s pretty chill.
TT: I also had to pay the police egregious sums of money to not search my apartment when they cleared up the corpses on the roof.
TG: do you want me to pay you back or something
TT: Nah, man, you’re just as broke as me, and besides, it wasn’t your fucking fault.
TT: Doc Lalonde isn’t even making me pay the hospital bill. She said the state can pick up the tab, and I, for one, agree.
TG: she seems pretty chill
TT: Yep.
TT: Anyway, that’s all the news.
TG: sweet
TG: imma go now jade wants to go outside
TT: Making out in a bush really isn’t necessary, considering no-one is watching you, but if that’s how you roll, that’s cool, I guess.
TG: oh my god bro
TG: im not even gonna waste my breath
TT: Smart choice.
TT: Good-bye.
TG: bye bro
--[TG] ceased pestering [TT]--
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:33 < well, efurryone, it was a long haul, but it s33ms were finally at the end of this story! :OO
:33 < i hope you all liked it, and that it wasnt too long. the whole things actually about 50 pages long!!
:33 < up next is some more katnep i believe, so k33p an eye out fur that. also, any comments and critiques are always welcome!!
Prologue: [link]
Part one, chapter one: [link]
P1Ch2: [link]
P1Ch3: [link]
Pesterlog 1: [link]
P1Ch4: [link]
P1Ch5: [link]
P1Ch6: [link]
P1Ch7: [link]
Pesterlog 2: [link]
Part two, chapter one: [link]
Pesterlog 3: [link]
P2Ch2: [link]
P2Ch3: [link]
P2Ch4: [link]
P2Ch5: [link]
Part three: [link]
Pesterlog 4/epilogue: you are here!
:33 < i hope you all liked it, and that it wasnt too long. the whole things actually about 50 pages long!!
:33 < up next is some more katnep i believe, so k33p an eye out fur that. also, any comments and critiques are always welcome!!
Prologue: [link]
Part one, chapter one: [link]
P1Ch2: [link]
P1Ch3: [link]
Pesterlog 1: [link]
P1Ch4: [link]
P1Ch5: [link]
P1Ch6: [link]
P1Ch7: [link]
Pesterlog 2: [link]
Part two, chapter one: [link]
Pesterlog 3: [link]
P2Ch2: [link]
P2Ch3: [link]
P2Ch4: [link]
P2Ch5: [link]
Part three: [link]
Pesterlog 4/epilogue: you are here!
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LOVED THE WHOLE THING, thank you so much for writing it, i read it in one go. all i could do was smile in the last part. will have my friends read it.
