Feathers and Firearms Pesterlog 3

--timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--
TT: Hey, man. I didn’t want to intrude on your tropical happiness or anything, but shit is going down over here.
TT: Dave, are you there?
TT: Why aren’t you up at two in the morning, like every other normal teenage boy?
TT: You could be making sweet love to a lovely island lady right now, and if the thought of that doesn’t get your lazy ass out of bed, you are not a man.
TT: Okay, fine. Listen up:
TT: The Felt found out that you were living with me.
TT: They don’t’ know where you are now, and I’ve been deleting our chat logs. I’m going to remove your chumhandle from my chumroll when this is done, so they won’t find you.
TT: Not to alarm you or anything, but there are six green men in our apartment right now, and one of them has a really big gun.
TT: I bet you didn’t know that your Bro can cut bullets in half, huh?
TG: bro why the fuck are you pestering me at two in the fucking morning
TG: some people are trying to sleep here
TT: There you are, you lazy bastard.
TT: Unfortunately, it’s getting hard to talk while simultaneously beating up this ugly green mobster, so I’ll catch you later, big man.
--[TT] ceased pestering [TG]--